Post by The Daily Prophet on Aug 10, 2005 0:26:03 GMT -5
Beating on the Doors of Justice with the Heart of the Truth!
PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON!
An investigative report by
RITA SKEETER
It has been nearly two weeks since the grizzly attack on London, and still the ministry hasn't said word one on JUST WHAT HAPPENED. While SOME ministry officials feel we should be left in the dark, the truth of the matter is, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. After frequent denials of interviews from Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic, I, Rita Skeeter, sharp-witted reporter for the Daily Prophet, decided to take matters into my own hands.
Shortly after arriving at the door of Fudge's office, the foggy veil of ignorance Fudge so cruelly likes to keep us beneath lifted from my eyes! Signs of incompetence were everywhere. Officials were running about everywhere like boggarts in a fun house. Their utter lack of order was pathetic, not to mention a disgrace to the wizarding community!
It was a small matter to get the information I needed, and what I found out is almost beyond describing...but I'll do my best! Brace yourselves.
Giants Grumog, Moleg, Borgor, and Karg came from some unknown whereabout (no doubt this lack of detail is due to some lazy, incompetent Ministry official) laid siege on the Northern part of London. After several blunders and errors by the Ministry's Aurors, MUGGLE authorities were the ones to bring the giants down.
Apparently this is all the Ministry was able to record, but if anything else surfaces, I, Rita Skeeter, with a quill far mightier than any sword, shall keep you informed.